We need evidence to convict a person!  To send him off to jail or any other little “poor man’s vacation spot for the criminally inclined” we need solid proof that he / she is guilty of the crime accused. Evidence that can hold up beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Ok. Let us pretend for only a little moment in time I am the Judge here.

We have a tape of the Piece of shit mother fucker touching that Baby. Yes, Baby – a little kid whose life is ruined now! Lets see….mmm… that is him? Yes! We are watching him committing the act? …mmmmm….. Yes! We have a note in which he confesses? ….mmmmm. Yes!

But your Honor! (insert bleeding heart idiots – we have to have them you know!) He was a tortured soul and should not be made do suffer for long! He needs help, our understanding and our mercy!

Moment of consideration (about 30 seconds we do have to put on a show for the media after all) and I have my verdict.

In consideration to those of you who would wish him to be treated with kindness, not made to suffer for long and thinks he needs some help, I have considered the following action very carefully.

“Bailiff, could you please blindfold the piece of shit so he doesn’t see it coming? Thank you! Stand back so you don’t get dirty… Bang right between the eyes! See he didn’t need to suffer for long and he did get help. HE WILL NEVER TOUCH and FUCK UP another child again!” Court is now adjourned! Next case….

Any questions?

Why are we the American people treating this with any sort of concern? It is an open and shut case! WE have proof! On VIDEO!

Are we really that stupid now that we are concerned with the life of someone that had no regard for the life of a child? A baby? Hello, kids are not sexy! Kids are not hot! You sick motherfuckers!!!

Please, seriously you really have only one option! A bullet between your eyes! Quickly!

Now what pisses me off is however when I see the new and improved (sorry you are an idiot and didn’t read the fine print) CHRISTIAN ads. Yes, folks you heard me correctly. I mean aren’t christians supposed to NOT LIE, NOT CHEAT and NOT STEAL? Oh right they aren’t really doing any of it, they are just forgetting to point out in BIG red letters that guess what you are going to get fucked over here in a hurry!

https://rgt2na.secureordersmanager.com/  is one of those things that are by supposed Christians! You will only pay $1.99 for shipping and handling (actually $1.88 right now if you hurry) and you will have access to tons of FREE to your GRANTS to be able to pay of your bills, start a business etc. No really just $1.99 and a little bit of work at night will do it for you.

So you would think, well those are good and honest church going christians who really don’t want to piss God off and get on his bad side. Because we all know that God says, that lies are BAD!

Now you fill it out and are ready to give your credit card information and hit submit! Well unless you are like me and actually read the fine print at the very bottom of the website carefully you would have just obligated yourself to pay a one time fee of $99.00 and a monthly fee of $49.99 until you cancel!

Congratulations you just got taken and no that was not pointed out in big red letters anywhere. It was in lovely little fine print on the very bottom.

So why does it piss me off more then all the other scam sites? Simply, because it had the word CHRISTIAN written all over it. You know what, I am a Pagan and I know I will screw up, I know I will lie on occassion to safe my own damn ass and I am already looked upon as a heathen half the time, but at minimum I am honest about it.

I do financial domination and I tell my money slave straight up - I am going to manipulate you, exploit you and take your money from your pathetic ass. How much  more straight forward do you want me to get?

But eh…. I might get more response If I only charge $1.99 for S&H and hundreds of dollars after charge. What an up Sale.

So listen folks, do not get fooled when you read the word Christian on a website, because either they really are not (which could happen because they have their good people and their bad people like every other religion) or they are doing the typical tear and fear stunt. Because we all know that GOD needs your money! He seems to have a hard time budgeting!

Don’t give me Thyroid problems either! Only a small percentage of obesely FAT people have those. In that case, I am really sorry for you because that truly sucks, but if you can by any miracle chance afford it you can get medical help for it.

That isn’t the point so! The point I was trying to get at is the constant shift in diet advice. So wait, first you shouldn’t have Dairy and then we are told that Yogurt helps us slim down faster. Next we need to cut all BAD Carbs out (oh I still want to know who them messed with to suddenly be bad) and then we are being told that Protein is horrible for us. Give it a week and that will change again too.

Next you shouldn’t eat sweets, but don’t forget to have a piece of dark chocolate daily! No Alcohol for you Mister, but red wine is great for the Blood.

Eat lots of fruits and vegetable, but only those recommended by the current fashion diet nazies, because they do have sugar content too.

Now let us add all the recalls, simonella scares and other lovely little issues on a daily bases and I am starting to look at food as a permanent Enemy of humanity.

Seriously, is anyone even following all this BS anymore? We scrub, scrap, wash and disinfect our foods and leave shorter lifes now then when we ate things in their more natural bases. We have successfully killed our ability to handle the breakdown of our own nourishments, because we have decided to not only outlaw food, but to restrict everything about it.

I know, you can eat healthy! Get organic! Get back to nature and avoid fast food restaurants and can foods etc. Only one question, only one. Even if I was inclined to eat like a rabbit, don’t eat ever anything that may have a bit of anything added again and stay religiously away from all FAST Food (which by the way isn’t all that fast either if you can even get the clerk to understand what the hell you are ordering) WHO IS GOING to PAY for it?  Because I sure as hell won’t be able to afford those over the top prices!

The conversation about the economy having gone to hell in a hand basket (right next to the newly fried foods and the no nourishment dietary foods that make you fat) is pretty much settled and we no longer need to debate if the Age of Change has arrived now. The facts are in. It is and it has. We have made History! Good for us! We, as the American Nation, have finally proven that we can accept a male despite of his background and color and put him in charge. We have shown that we are not all KKK Members and have finally gotten over the racism that supposedly only white people are known for. Hurray for us!!!

Now, with those two very important issues out of hand, I would like to post a couple of questions about these Stimulus Packages, Stimulus Checks, Stimulus anythings. You see I am not a politician or elected official, I have not studied economics or social political behavior in the 21^st Century. I don’t hold any fancy degrees, but I do go grocery shopping every week. I am responsible in my household for filing the Taxes, for paying the Bills and for trying to make a Budget that works. I guess you could say, I have a degree by now in illusionary magic (I got very good at making it appear as if everything is fine around here and we are not tight), family budgets (you know you can’t spend more then you actually have liquid) and democracy. Don’t believe me, you tell my husband when he can’t buy something he really wants or show him that yes honey those bills are covered, but you need to let me do it this way please.

Now I have largely stopped watching the news because not only is it depressing, but it is well no longer the NEWS. But I have caught some more talk about a Stimulus Package that will help Bail more big Companies out again. So let me get this straight.

We the Tax Payers are going to give more money to Companies who were too busy giving their CEO’s Millions of Dollars in Bonuses, private Airplanes for the Companies and goodness knows what other perks, to watch their Accounting? Which ironically never quiet seems to pay off enough to give the actual workers, the small people enough money to even make ends meet. Oh I know there are some good paying jobs, but in the end most of them did not pay the bills at home.

Oh and the Stimulus Checks the Tax Payers were supposed to get were neatly cut down to almost nothing last time, weren’t they. I don’t see that working any better this time. If you were lucky enough to be among those that got them…yeah good for you. However, strangely enough more and more rules came along last time (and yes they made them up as they went) to cut most of the working population out. So thanks again, could someone please pass the KY Jelly now, because it is getting a bit irritated.

How about giving companies that deserve the help a hand up instead? Call me old fashioned, but what about a stimulus check for Mom and Pop Stores who did not only have to fight those Giants that are now slowly falling, but can barely stand period? What about a Stimulus Check for the Stay at Home Mom’s who are working hard out of their homes just to make ends meet? How about something that doesn’t screw our elderly people over on each end and please what about actually forcing the Banks to generate some loans so the rest of us don’t sink completely?  Just a thought, nothing original!  

I have been an awed TV watching, Newspaper reading Bystander for the last few Years now as I watched with utter amazement as one Christmas, Solstice or other relgious holiday winter decoration was forced down, because one or the other person found it offensive.

Now I actuall got to witness this idioticy in person at my local Wal-mart store of all places. Yes, folks I stood with my mouth hanging open (no I didn’t catch any flies) as some overweight (nearing 300 lbs), muffin stuffing woman (at least it had tits so I think it was a female) raised a holy ruckus in the Halloween Isle.

She demanded from the poor Sales Associated in very loud and unearthly tones to speak to the Manager. When the more than harrowed person arrived, she fairly screamed in indignation (by now a small crowd is gathering) at this innocent worker bee.

“How dare you put up these decorations? What do you mean Halloween? It isn’t good for our Children to put up with such heathen festivals. God would not be pleased. Do you want to go to hell?”

Now, I for one was starting to nervousely look around me and was waiting for little cracks in the floor to appear. Surely with so much stomping and acting like a fool her self proclaimed God would open the very earth beneath her feet.

Seriousely now, that is when it goes just a bit too far don’t you think? Not only have we taken all the fun out of most Holidays, the decoration selections are more and more dissappearing, because goodness knows we wouldn’t want to offend some idiot out there who can not simply look away and let other people have a life too. No now we have to destroy yet another sweet tradition for our kids. As if we don’t have enough rough times, do we really have to add more boring and down right idiot behavior to the mix?

My personal opinion on that one? She just didn’t want to have to share her Candy with the little trick or treaters.

Oh and don’t you know it. The Isle is now called …Harvest Festival.

Where is my Pitchfork?

So why name my Blog “Stupidity hunt”?
Simply put, because that is the topic of my Blog. The everyday irritations and stupidities we as everyday people commit or witness.

It is also a Blog very much in keeping with my published book “Not Quiet Satan”, but more about that on a later date. For now let it be enough to mention that I should never run out of topics. All we have to do is turn on the TV, open a Newspaper or  step outside our front door.

I hope that you will find my little stupidity hunt amusing most of the time, but hopefully a bit thought provoking as well. Fair Warning, I am not politically correct, nor do I aim to sugar coat my words.

So once again, thank you for stopping by and I hope you are ready for your first helping of todays stupidity.