stupidityhunt

Right now EVERYONE needs money and just how many ads have you seen that promise you the holy grail, the promised land and the Brooklyn Bridge to boot? I don’t know, because I have lost count about … oh years ago.

Now what pisses me off is however when I see the new and improved (sorry you are an idiot and didn’t read the fine print) CHRISTIAN ads. Yes, folks you heard me correctly. I mean aren’t christians supposed to NOT LIE, NOT CHEAT and NOT STEAL? Oh right they aren’t really doing any of it, they are just forgetting to point out in BIG red letters that guess what you are going to get fucked over here in a hurry!

https://rgt2na.secureordersmanager.com/  is one of those things that are by supposed Christians! You will only pay $1.99 for shipping and handling (actually $1.88 right now if you hurry) and you will have access to tons of FREE to your GRANTS to be able to pay of your bills, start a business etc. No really just $1.99 and a little bit of work at night will do it for you.

So you would think, well those are good and honest church going christians who really don’t want to piss God off and get on his bad side. Because we all know that God says, that lies are BAD!

Now you fill it out and are ready to give your credit card information and hit submit! Well unless you are like me and actually read the fine print at the very bottom of the website carefully you would have just obligated yourself to pay a one time fee of $99.00 and a monthly fee of $49.99 until you cancel!

Congratulations you just got taken and no that was not pointed out in big red letters anywhere. It was in lovely little fine print on the very bottom.

So why does it piss me off more then all the other scam sites? Simply, because it had the word CHRISTIAN written all over it. You know what, I am a Pagan and I know I will screw up, I know I will lie on occassion to safe my own damn ass and I am already looked upon as a heathen half the time, but at minimum I am honest about it.

I do financial domination and I tell my money slave straight up - I am going to manipulate you, exploit you and take your money from your pathetic ass. How much  more straight forward do you want me to get?

But eh…. I might get more response If I only charge $1.99 for S&H and hundreds of dollars after charge. What an up Sale.

So listen folks, do not get fooled when you read the word Christian on a website, because either they really are not (which could happen because they have their good people and their bad people like every other religion) or they are doing the typical tear and fear stunt. Because we all know that GOD needs your money! He seems to have a hard time budgeting!

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